a surprise to celebrate 40 years of awesome

I accomplished an impossible mission.  I managed to pull off a surprise party for Phil’s 40th birthday.

It was something that I never imagined doing; I am a terrible liar, Phil is pretty clever and, honestly, it just seemed like a lot of work.  But as this milestone birthday crept up on us, I started thinking that it deserved a little bit more than our usual celebration.

Phil had mentioned that he wanted to drive down to Calgary to enjoy a dinner at CHARCUT like we did last year, so I had my starting point.

What could I do to make this celebration a special one?

So I started sending messages to our most fun friends asking if they would be up to taking a road trip for some good food and the chance to yell “SURPRISE”.  I was skeptical that I would get any positive responses – considering the distance and the cost – but I did! A dozen friends happily agreed to make the drive down for Phil’s birthday dinner.

Then I emailed Carmen, who lives in Calgary, and enlisted her assistance with setting up the dinner. She was a God-send in helping the entire day go off without a hitch!

Now all I had to do was try to not spill the beans for the next 3 weeks…

Which was SO HARD!

I was nearly bursting with excitement by the time Phil’s birthday weekend rolled around, and I was alternately thrilled that I was actually pulling this off, and positive that Phil, somehow, figured it all out.

As we drove to Calgary, I was checking Twitter to see if any of our friends would slip up and mention something – anything – about going to Calgary.  I was pleased to see that they were not only keeping the secret, but actively trying to throw him off.  Carmen actually pretended to have flown out of town, and was tweeting as if in Texas.

As we wandered around Calgary, I was constantly texting our location to make sure we didn’t accidentally run into anyone.  Then my faux-nonchalance was really put to the test when we were heading back to the hotel for a relax before dinner when I got messages from 2 separate people letting me know that they were also checking into the same hotel within a few minutes.

That was when I had an immediate need to stall stop in to a local pub for a drink.

As our reservation time drew near, I was just about bouncing off the walls with excitement.  Phil must have been so focused on the meal ahead that he didn’t notice my bizarre behaviour and crazy smile (either that, or he really just ignores me most of the time), because I was literally vibrating as I ushered him out of the room and across the street to the restaurant.

But those 3 weeks of secret-keeping-induced pain was all worth it was we were led to our table.  A dozen of our friends, with their cameras at the ready, yelling “SURPRISE!” and my husband in complete shock.

phil's birthday surprise

He was so still and so silent for so long as he processed that all these people were there for him.

And then he noticed Carmen, who was supposed to be in Texas.

baconhound's surprise birthday

And then he regained his composure and turned on the charm.

baconhound surprise birthady

And all the while, I grinned like a crazy woman.

phil bday4

It was a great night, filled with fantastic food and more laughs than I can count. We are so blessed to have such wonderful friends in our lives. And if this party gave Phil even a fraction of the happiness that he has given me over the past 12 years, then it was a huge success.

*Thanks to Kayla for the in-the-moment pictures of the surprise

**While you’re at it, check out Chris’s post about all the food

don’t you forget about me

I really miss writing my blogs, and even though I have a ton to write about, I just can’t seem to find a spare moment to sit down and record my latest follies.

Even if I’m not studying or doing homework, I am doing some other silly thing – like laundry or scrubbing the shower – that I have neglected due to school work.

There are so many things that I want to share here, if I can only sit down in front of the computer long enough to type my thoughts out….like how my cat is acting out the role of the little girl in Poltergeist, and reminders about not licking your fingers after handling people’s feet, and the joys and perils of midday drinking.  And I will tell you those stories…soon.

But not today.

Today I have a research paper to work on, an anatomy & physiology mid-term to study for and a lab to prepare for.  So for today, here are a few reminders of my past shenanigans:

Dinner conversation with Phil

A good, old-fashioned bus story

What I will and will not expose in public

OK, one more bus story…

Bathing in Iceland

Phil’s thoughts on CPR

So catch up with some of my past ramblings, and I will do my best to start posting more regularly in the very near future.

a peek behind the victory – a big win for baconhound

A few weeks ago Phil got roped into a cooking competition among food bloggers to be held, on stage, at Taste of Edmonton.

And then he, promptly, forgot all about it.

It wasn’t until weeks later when he heard that his fellow competitors were testing recipes and having tasting sessions with other food lovers to pin down a winning dish that he started to worry.

Unfortunately, worry does not equal a solid plan.

He decided to keep his dish simple – the concept for the dish was a food truck entrée, so he wanted to go with a classic food truck staple:

A burger.

Phil has become quite invested in grinding his own meat, and he’s pretty good at it, so he wanted to include that new love in his entry.  We had also had the most creative egg dish when we were in NYC and Phil wanted to incorporate that idea into his burger as well – how could he lose with a deep-fried, poached egg on top of a home-ground burger?

He tried making the egg once, and it came out ok, if a bit overcooked.

And then, instead of trying again, he forgot all about it.

When he got a call from an event organizer asking for his planned recipe, he started to panic…

Recipe?  He didn’t even know what he was making yet, nevermind have an actual recipe for anything!

So he started plan.  For real.

No burgers – they were too simple.  No eggs – they were too complicated.

So what, then?

He wanted to stick with the idea of his own ground meat, so he moved onto meatballs.

Meatballs and homemade potato chips!

With a gorgonzola cream sauce!

And gorgonzola in the meatball!

Perfect.

test sample

So he started cooking, and he brought a prototype to some friends whose tastes and knowledge of food we trust implicitly.  The meatball was AMAZING, they said, but the gorgonzola cream sauce was to much of the same flavour.

Which made me sad, because I LOVED the gorgonzola cream sauce.

So he tried different sauces for the potato chips – maple, mint, basil, tomato – but nothing came even close to the yumminess of the gorgonzola, so I tried to convince him to keep the sauce and change the meatball.

To humour me, he got different cheeses to incorporate into the meat – parmesan, jalapeño jack, peppercorn gouda, cheddar – but, again, it just wasn’t the same.

Frustrated, he just wanted to forget about the whole thing (again), but the constant pressure from the competition wouldn’t allow him to slack.

After trying to work through the logistics of frying potato chips and making a sauce and cooking the meatballs all on 2 butane burners, Phil turfed the potato chips altogether.

Luckily he makes spectacular mashed potatoes, so he planned on subbing those in for the starch.

And that’s when the plan really started to take shape.

Don’t call them meatballs, I suggested, mashed potatoes brings up memories of family dinners…so let’s call them “mini-meatloaves” instead!

“Not your Mama’s meatloaf and mashed potatoes”.

Phil wanted to present something that everyone knows, but with an entirely new spin on it…his mash mixed regular potatoes with yams, and were silky with enough butter and cream cheese to deplete an entire dairy farm.  The meatloaf was (home-ground) beef mixed with (home-ground) pork and seasoned with his personal blend of Italian seasoning, a (HUGE) handful of gorgonzola and wrapped in bacon.

Perfect.

But without the chips, there was no crunchy element…and the whole thing looked really blah.

In effort to solve both those problems, I started deep-frying every thing in our refrigerator – red onions, peas*, green beans, carrots, beets – but nothing really worked; they didn’t really get very crispy and frying sucked out all the vibrancy.

I thought that dusting onions in flour would help with the crunch, and it did…but it also just added another bland colour to the already monotone palette he had going on.

This was confirmed by another volunteer taster whose food cred we trusted – tastes good, looks bad.

There were a bunch of other things that we considered adding, just to give it a pop of colour – chives, arugula, red cabbage – but we just couldn’t think of anything that wouldn’t negatively impact the flavour we had already honed.

The night before the competition, we were wandering through Safeway picking up some last minute ingredients when Phil stopped, looked at me across the produce section and shouted, “PEA SHOOTS!”

That was it, the final piece of the puzzle fell right into place; you can’t have a family dinner without peas, and the non-traditional aspect of the veg fit perfectly with the rest of his concept.

We, then, spent 5 hours in the kitchen perfecting the cooking of the meatballs, and nailing down the precise timing of each element (he had 45 minutes to cook/plate), and at 1am, the day of the competition, we fell into bed.

There are other accounts of the competition that you can read (here, here,and here, or watch the video here), and the recipes will be posted in the Edmonton Journal on Wednesday, so I’ll leave it up to pictures of the event to show you how it all went down:

my handsome man strikes a pose

the competition – Theresa Lin & Michelle Peters Jones

hard at work
Photo courtesy of Iveigh Images

charming the crowd
Photo courtesy of Iveigh Images

the perfect sear
Photo courtesy of Karen Lee

the nervous wife
Photo courtesy of Karen Lee

food truck family dinner
Photo courtesy of Iveigh Images

judges deliberating

awaiting the results
Photo courtesy of Karen Lee

a stoic win
Photo courtesy of MakiB Photography

a happy man

As an added bonus, the judging chefs were so impressed with each of the 3 dishes presented that they will be featuring one in each of their restaurants!

It was a stressful few weeks, and I am thankful its over, but I am so happy that Phil got a chance to participate and I don’t think I could be prouder of him.

*did you know that peas explode when deep-fried?  I do…now

my own personal superhero

I have a very special treat for you today – a guest post! 

From Phil!

“Armed with passports, luggage, and fully charged electronics, we got on our way to the airport.

Already 20 minutes behind schedule, we got even further behind schedule when we witnessed a drunk driver swerving in traffic (it was 5 a.m.!) and sped off course, barreling over curbs and destroying a couple of signs and a fire hydrant (not to mention his car) before coming to a stop 10 meters in front of us, the car smoking and sputtering.

2 young gentlemen (that term used in place of more fitting ones such as “douchebag” or “deadbeat”) sprang from the front seats and started walking away into the nearby parking lot of IHOP, stumbling and falling down repeatedly.

They didn’t even bother to turn the car off as they walked away from the wreck.

The didn’t appear hurt, unless you count their saturated livers as they frantically schemed about their next move, seemingly changing their minds several times.

While I kept my eye on the runners, Robyn noticed someone was still in the back seat.  As the driver returned to the car to check things out, a girl in the back seat emerged, also looking unscathed. The fellow from the passenger seat just kept walking, past the Toys R Us and out of sight.

Clearly, he wanted no part of the impending police presence.

Because, at that very moment, I was ensuring there would be one.

All this time, I am parked right behind them on the phone with the police giving descriptions and all the pertinent info while keeping visual contact with the driver. The police rolled up quickly and I pointed out the perps (I’ve always wanted to say “perps”) and followed them as the Mounties got their man.

Well ok, so they weren’t Mounties, and these “perps” weren’t exactly Boris and Natasha, but there was some excitement all the same. I quickly gave the po-po my contact info and pleaded that I had to go as we were already late for the airport.

I’ve got to say, it’s been a long time since I’ve witnessed something like that up close and personal, and it was a bit scary to think of the damage that this idiot could have done had it not been just a couple of signs and a fire hydrant he ran over. What if it was a bus stop full of people? What if he was behind us instead of in front? Thankfully this menace will be off our roads for a good, long time.”

Thanks for sharing that with us, Phil!

The experience, for me, was really scary and I couldn’t get the image of that car out of my head all day. 

It was just going so fast.

I am so thankful that nobody else was hurt when that idiot decided to get behind the wheel, and so proud of my husband for not ever wavering from doing the right thing.

Even if we almost missed our flight.

the day the world started making sense

Nine years ago today was the happiest day of my life.

I woke up surrounded by family and friends dancing around me, “Going to the Chapel” playing on the stereo down the hall.  My Mom made croissants, because she knew they were my favourite, but they came out mostly raw so we ended up eating the only edges.

I had a small-time freak out at the beauty salon where I got my hair and makeup done; the stylist didn’t remember what we had decided on in the trial run the week before, so she improvised.  The make up artist decided I was too pale and wouldn’t photograph well, so she applied make up that was 2 shades darker than my actual skin tone.

We were running late and as we were driving home to get dressed, a woman in the car next to us was screaming out her window “DON’T DO IT!”

Oh yeah, and it was snowing.

But none of that mattered when the church doors opened and I saw the love of my life waiting for me at the end of the aisle.

He told me I looked beautiful (which I had warned him not to forget to do), took my hand and vowed to love me for the rest of his life.

So many little things went wrong that day – a groomsman was fresh out of rehab, the beef was as tough as shoe leather, and our MC got very drunk – but, for as big of a control freak as I am, none of it mattered. 

I knew that I could face anything with this man by my side.

Our first dance was my perfect moment, and it was so perfectly…us.  It was the first time all day that we had really gotten a chance to talk without anybody else around.  So instead of this big, romantic moment, we gossiped; we talked about our mornings, and the day, and the people.

And we laughed.

While Chantal Kreviazuk sang in the background:

If you knew how lonely my life has been
And how long I’ve been so alone
If you knew how I wanted someone to come along
And change my life the way you’ve done….

It feels like home to me
It feels like I’m all the way back where
I come from

And when the day was over, we left our party to the strains of “Sexual Healing”.  We got to our hotel room, opened all of our cards, and rolled around on the bed covered in cash.

‘Cause we’re ballers, like that.

And every day since has been better than every day before.

With all that I am and all that I have, I honour you.