not all pig parts are created equal

I’m not sure if you know this about me, but I like food made out of pigs.

I was raised almost exclusively on pork chops, Phil (Baconhound, himself) introduced me to other cuts like loins and butts*, and I have even thoroughly enjoyed tasty treats comprised of both a pig’s face, and the whole head.

And then there’s bacon.  Bacon is really good, y’all.

So, on holidays, when Phil and I noticed chicharrones on a happy hour menu, we had to try them.

We had tried chicharrones before, as a gift from the kitchen at CHARCUT, and they were wonderfully, crispy bits of porky goodness. We don’t see them offered very often so we couldn’t wait to give  these morsels another nibble.

But what was placed on the table between us was not the small, crispy chicharrones we had experienced before.

These were…pork rinds.

I don’t know what it is about pork rinds that have just never appealed to me, and I have to admit that I’d never actually tried them before because the very sight of them turns me off.

So when I looked at the container, my heart fell and my stomach turned.

But I was on holidays, and Phil always gives me grief for saying I don’t like things that I have never tasted, and pork has surprised me before (did I mention the pig face?!?) so I dug in.

Instead of nibbling off a tiny edge to start like any sane person would do, I grabbed a big, fluffy nugget and bit off half.

I chewed once, twice…and heaved.

I told myself to not be silly, it was chewy, fluffy bacon…there’s nothing bad about that.  Besides I can eat week-old, leftover KD smothered in ketchup without even blinking an eye…a pork rind should not be a problem. I chewed again.

And I full-on gagged.

A little bit of my bile-infused pomegranate mojito came back up to add to the flavour party happening in my mouth.

I dropped the other half of the pork rind and looked across the table at Phil with panic in my eyes as he frowned down at his own fluffy pork nugget.

“What’s wrong?” he asked me, “you don’t like it?”

I slowly shook my head as I went over my options:

a) I could spit out the chewed-up, bile-coated chunk of pork into a napkin and leave it for the waitress

b) I could make a dash to the fancy bathroom and hurl it into my simulated-candle lit safe place

c) I could keep on chewing and hope for the best

So that’s what I did.  All the while staring right at Phil, willing abdominal fortitude from his confused gaze.

Then I beared down and swallowed.

That nasty fried rind tried to fight its way back out but, in one of my proudest moments, I held strong.

Because I’m a true warrior, like that.

he probably ordered the chicharrones

poor sucker must’ve ordered the chicharrones

*there’s a joke in there, somewhere

don’t you forget about me

I really miss writing my blogs, and even though I have a ton to write about, I just can’t seem to find a spare moment to sit down and record my latest follies.

Even if I’m not studying or doing homework, I am doing some other silly thing – like laundry or scrubbing the shower – that I have neglected due to school work.

There are so many things that I want to share here, if I can only sit down in front of the computer long enough to type my thoughts out….like how my cat is acting out the role of the little girl in Poltergeist, and reminders about not licking your fingers after handling people’s feet, and the joys and perils of midday drinking.  And I will tell you those stories…soon.

But not today.

Today I have a research paper to work on, an anatomy & physiology mid-term to study for and a lab to prepare for.  So for today, here are a few reminders of my past shenanigans:

Dinner conversation with Phil

A good, old-fashioned bus story

What I will and will not expose in public

OK, one more bus story…

Bathing in Iceland

Phil’s thoughts on CPR

So catch up with some of my past ramblings, and I will do my best to start posting more regularly in the very near future.

a peek behind the victory – a big win for baconhound

A few weeks ago Phil got roped into a cooking competition among food bloggers to be held, on stage, at Taste of Edmonton.

And then he, promptly, forgot all about it.

It wasn’t until weeks later when he heard that his fellow competitors were testing recipes and having tasting sessions with other food lovers to pin down a winning dish that he started to worry.

Unfortunately, worry does not equal a solid plan.

He decided to keep his dish simple – the concept for the dish was a food truck entrée, so he wanted to go with a classic food truck staple:

A burger.

Phil has become quite invested in grinding his own meat, and he’s pretty good at it, so he wanted to include that new love in his entry.  We had also had the most creative egg dish when we were in NYC and Phil wanted to incorporate that idea into his burger as well – how could he lose with a deep-fried, poached egg on top of a home-ground burger?

He tried making the egg once, and it came out ok, if a bit overcooked.

And then, instead of trying again, he forgot all about it.

When he got a call from an event organizer asking for his planned recipe, he started to panic…

Recipe?  He didn’t even know what he was making yet, nevermind have an actual recipe for anything!

So he started plan.  For real.

No burgers – they were too simple.  No eggs – they were too complicated.

So what, then?

He wanted to stick with the idea of his own ground meat, so he moved onto meatballs.

Meatballs and homemade potato chips!

With a gorgonzola cream sauce!

And gorgonzola in the meatball!

Perfect.

test sample

So he started cooking, and he brought a prototype to some friends whose tastes and knowledge of food we trust implicitly.  The meatball was AMAZING, they said, but the gorgonzola cream sauce was to much of the same flavour.

Which made me sad, because I LOVED the gorgonzola cream sauce.

So he tried different sauces for the potato chips – maple, mint, basil, tomato – but nothing came even close to the yumminess of the gorgonzola, so I tried to convince him to keep the sauce and change the meatball.

To humour me, he got different cheeses to incorporate into the meat – parmesan, jalapeño jack, peppercorn gouda, cheddar – but, again, it just wasn’t the same.

Frustrated, he just wanted to forget about the whole thing (again), but the constant pressure from the competition wouldn’t allow him to slack.

After trying to work through the logistics of frying potato chips and making a sauce and cooking the meatballs all on 2 butane burners, Phil turfed the potato chips altogether.

Luckily he makes spectacular mashed potatoes, so he planned on subbing those in for the starch.

And that’s when the plan really started to take shape.

Don’t call them meatballs, I suggested, mashed potatoes brings up memories of family dinners…so let’s call them “mini-meatloaves” instead!

“Not your Mama’s meatloaf and mashed potatoes”.

Phil wanted to present something that everyone knows, but with an entirely new spin on it…his mash mixed regular potatoes with yams, and were silky with enough butter and cream cheese to deplete an entire dairy farm.  The meatloaf was (home-ground) beef mixed with (home-ground) pork and seasoned with his personal blend of Italian seasoning, a (HUGE) handful of gorgonzola and wrapped in bacon.

Perfect.

But without the chips, there was no crunchy element…and the whole thing looked really blah.

In effort to solve both those problems, I started deep-frying every thing in our refrigerator – red onions, peas*, green beans, carrots, beets – but nothing really worked; they didn’t really get very crispy and frying sucked out all the vibrancy.

I thought that dusting onions in flour would help with the crunch, and it did…but it also just added another bland colour to the already monotone palette he had going on.

This was confirmed by another volunteer taster whose food cred we trusted – tastes good, looks bad.

There were a bunch of other things that we considered adding, just to give it a pop of colour – chives, arugula, red cabbage – but we just couldn’t think of anything that wouldn’t negatively impact the flavour we had already honed.

The night before the competition, we were wandering through Safeway picking up some last minute ingredients when Phil stopped, looked at me across the produce section and shouted, “PEA SHOOTS!”

That was it, the final piece of the puzzle fell right into place; you can’t have a family dinner without peas, and the non-traditional aspect of the veg fit perfectly with the rest of his concept.

We, then, spent 5 hours in the kitchen perfecting the cooking of the meatballs, and nailing down the precise timing of each element (he had 45 minutes to cook/plate), and at 1am, the day of the competition, we fell into bed.

There are other accounts of the competition that you can read (here, here,and here, or watch the video here), and the recipes will be posted in the Edmonton Journal on Wednesday, so I’ll leave it up to pictures of the event to show you how it all went down:

my handsome man strikes a pose

the competition – Theresa Lin & Michelle Peters Jones

hard at work
Photo courtesy of Iveigh Images

charming the crowd
Photo courtesy of Iveigh Images

the perfect sear
Photo courtesy of Karen Lee

the nervous wife
Photo courtesy of Karen Lee

food truck family dinner
Photo courtesy of Iveigh Images

judges deliberating

awaiting the results
Photo courtesy of Karen Lee

a stoic win
Photo courtesy of MakiB Photography

a happy man

As an added bonus, the judging chefs were so impressed with each of the 3 dishes presented that they will be featuring one in each of their restaurants!

It was a stressful few weeks, and I am thankful its over, but I am so happy that Phil got a chance to participate and I don’t think I could be prouder of him.

*did you know that peas explode when deep-fried?  I do…now

a star is born (hint: its not me)

Remember a few months ago, back in the dead of winter, when Phil and I were interviewed for a food show about our favourite mexican restaurant?

Well that episode has finally made it to air, and yes…I am in it.

But don’t blink, or you might miss me*!

And Phil is on it too. 

A LOT!

Which doesn’t really surprise me, because he is really handsome and witty and charming (and he was totally schmoozing with the host and crew off camera).

So sit, back, relax and drool** over You Gotta Eat Here – Tres Carnales (the segment starts at about the 7 minute mark, but Phil is featured in the opening and before some of the commercials as well).

Unfortunately, the website won’t let me embed the video so You Gotta Click here!

*I like to think of myself as a “special feature” – they didn’t want to overuse me for fear I would outshine all the other segments.

**Over the mexican food, not my husband***

***OK, I can’t really blame you if you drool over my husband, as well.  He is very drool-worthy. 

damn you, bacon!

Yesterday morning, I asked Phil to look in the freezer and see what we could take out for supper.

“We have bacon, back bacon and…that’s it,” he told me.

So, bacon it is!

When I got home from work, I pulled out the big baking tray and lined up all the bacon to cook at once.*  The aroma filled the house and I kept opening the oven door to check for that perfect balance between limp and too crispy.

What can I say, bacon makes me impatient.

When it finally reached the exact level of crisposity I was looking for, I yanked the pan out of the oven and transferred the bacon to a paper towel to blot.

Burning my fingers, I grabbed a piece and took a bite.  Enjoying that satisfying crack of the perfect crsipness, I quickly polished off my first piece and reached for another before I thought better of it.

Crunch!

The second piece seemed almost too crispy, and after biting down a couple of times there seemed to be a really hard chunk mingling with the salty goodness.

I carefully worked the offending nugget to the front of my mouth and spit it out.

MOTHERTRUCKER!

It’s a piece of tooth!

I mean, I know I was eating crispy bacon, but this is ridiculous.  It’s not like it was popcorn or something!

With a heavy heart, I put the bacon down and left the remainder for Phil while I called my dentist.  I got an appointment for the next morning and stern warning to add bacon to my “not a good idea” list.

Yeah, like that’s going to happen. 

With the all the advances in modern medicine, I’m sure, in no time, they’ll be able to scrape the enamel build up from my arteries and use it to fill in any chipped teeth.

It’s a win-win.

Bring on the bacon!

*In no way does this mean I intended to eat it all at once.**

**It so totally does