first, the caulk. now, the balls

When Wilzie picked me up from work yesterday, he announced that he made spaghetti and meatballs for dinner.

The entire ride home was filled with “ball” talk:

“I got saucy balls waiting at home for you.”

“I was going to try a white sauce, but I don’t know how I feel about creamy balls.”

“I thought about adding some coconut milk and ginger to Thai up my balls.”

“I crumbled the old pretzel buns, so my balls may actually be kind of crumby.”

“I hope you’re hungry, because you are going to be putting some big, meaty balls in your mouth.”

Me: “So you spent a good part of your day rolling balls in your hands?”

My husband…he may not be classy, but he sure has some tasty balls.

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10 thoughts on “first, the caulk. now, the balls

  1. AmLynn says:

    heeee heeeee

    Love that Wilzie!

    PS How were the balls?

    that is all

  2. JM says:

    I always laugh when I hear the word balls. I usually repeat it and say, “haha ballz.” You and Wilzie are cute.

  3. Rebekah says:

    Schweaty balls?

  4. Good smirky photo of the gentleman (is that the right word?) I found a blue ball today in the river on my walk. Seemed like the right forum in which to share. xxBliss

  5. Shana says:

    That Wilzie is pretty funny! J found a big exercise ball in our back yard the other day and there was a lot of ball talk then. Despite the fact that I am 35 years old, I can’t help but giggle every time he makes a joke like that.

  6. Valerie says:

    See – and my friends always snicker and reference an episode of Saturday Night Live where (I think) Alec Baldwin does a “Schweaty Balls” skit. Love that I open my google reader to catch up and I have “caulk & balls” in my face, btw. You’re my kinda gal!

  7. adrienne says:

    Although I found this post very funny, when I read aloud to my husband he was belly laughing and saying, “who is she? she’s funny!”

    What is it about guys and balls??

  8. adrienne says:

    By the way, the last question was rhetorical.

  9. Yikes! That just made wine come out my nose. Too, too funny! You guys crack me up! A ballsy post, indeed!

    Keep your eyes open – you’ve got something coming your way!

  10. Allyson says:

    And this makes the both of you so, so, SO special to me. Should you ever want to venture all the way to KY I just know the 4 of us would have an amazing assventure.

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